Monday, August 22, 2011

Conversations From the Trenches...

One of the more frisky nights in KBA history:  August 16, 2011.

What follows are unedited excerpts, listed chronologically:

7:26pm

Andytollah: Guys, there are too many unpaid players here (16 total; 4 unpaid).  For tonight and tonight only, we'll let it go.  But, starting next week, we'll have to cap it.  Right now, we only have enough spots for 3 more people.  There are 4 of you here who have not paid.  Up to you how you decide.  Maybe you should shoot for it.

7:56pm

[Waiting for next with Dewey and The Mole]
The Mole: See that?
BSR: What?
The Mole: [pointing at Ricky F] He missed the shot and he's not even running back on D.
Dewey: I can't stand that.
BSR: Yeah, but he always does that.
Dewey: I just can't stand that guy.

8:15pm

[The Mole gets fouled on a drive to the basket]
The Mole: Foul.
Taliban: Bullshit.
The Mole: Dude, Taliban, you were hanging all over me.
Taliban: Don't fucking point at me dude.
The Mole: Hanging all over me.
Taliban: Don't fucking point, dude.

8:31pm

[On the sidelines, waiting for next]
BSR: Hey, let me ask you guys something.
The Mole and EKE: Ok.
BSR: Andytollah is probably the worst player here. He even knows it.  But, if you had to pick between Andytollah and Ricky F, who is the worst pla... [cut off by EKE's next line]
EKE: Ricky F; oh, hands down.
The Mole: Oh yeah. No question.
BSR: Really?
The Mole: Andytollah at least tries most of the time.
EKE: There is no question.
BSR: You thin....[cut off]
EKE: Give me Andytollah any day.  I can play with him.  No doubt.
The Mole: It's not even a question.
BSR: I'm glad you guys agree; I'll have to report this to NVE.

8:40pm

[About to start last game of the night]
The Mole: I'm guarding Taliban.
BSR: You sure?
The Mole: I'm guarding Taliban.
BSR: I think you should guard Blake Griffin.
The Mole: I'm guarding Taliban.

8:44pm

[After Taliban does his patented drive, stop and scoop underneath shot, scoring on The Mole]
Taliban: Bitch
The Mole: [speechless]

8:47pm

[Taliban at the 3-point line tries to cross The Mole over and gets intentionally fouled hard]
Taliban: [charging The Mole] What the fuck bitch?
The Mole: Call the foul
Taliban: Don't fucking do that again.
The Mole: Just call the foul
[more cursing as Ricky F and BSR have to separate the two]

8:50pm

[After Taliban makes same scoop underneath move and gets the ball rejected out of bounds]
The Mole: [with a staredown] Get that weak shit outta here.

---END TRANSMISSION

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