What follows are unedited excerpts, listed chronologically:
7:26pm
Andytollah: Guys, there are too many unpaid players here (16 total; 4 unpaid). For tonight and tonight only, we'll let it go. But, starting next week, we'll have to cap it. Right now, we only have enough spots for 3 more people. There are 4 of you here who have not paid. Up to you how you decide. Maybe you should shoot for it.
7:56pm
[Waiting for next with Dewey and The Mole]
The Mole: See that?
BSR: What?
The Mole: [pointing at Ricky F] He missed the shot and he's not even running back on D.
Dewey: I can't stand that.
BSR: Yeah, but he always does that.
Dewey: I just can't stand that guy.
8:15pm
[The Mole gets fouled on a drive to the basket]
The Mole: Foul.
Taliban: Bullshit.
The Mole: Dude, Taliban, you were hanging all over me.
Taliban: Don't fucking point at me dude.
The Mole: Hanging all over me.
Taliban: Don't fucking point, dude.
8:31pm
[On the sidelines, waiting for next]
BSR: Hey, let me ask you guys something.
The Mole and EKE: Ok.
BSR: Andytollah is probably the worst player here. He even knows it. But, if you had to pick between Andytollah and Ricky F, who is the worst pla... [cut off by EKE's next line]
EKE: Ricky F; oh, hands down.
The Mole: Oh yeah. No question.
BSR: Really?
The Mole: Andytollah at least tries most of the time.
EKE: There is no question.
BSR: You thin....[cut off]
EKE: Give me Andytollah any day. I can play with him. No doubt.
The Mole: It's not even a question.
BSR: I'm glad you guys agree; I'll have to report this to NVE.
8:40pm
[About to start last game of the night]
The Mole: I'm guarding Taliban.
BSR: You sure?
The Mole: I'm guarding Taliban.
BSR: I think you should guard Blake Griffin.
The Mole: I'm guarding Taliban.
8:44pm
[After Taliban does his patented drive, stop and scoop underneath shot, scoring on The Mole]
Taliban: Bitch
The Mole: [speechless]
8:47pm
[Taliban at the 3-point line tries to cross The Mole over and gets intentionally fouled hard]
Taliban: [charging The Mole] What the fuck bitch?
The Mole: Call the foul
Taliban: Don't fucking do that again.
The Mole: Just call the foul
[more cursing as Ricky F and BSR have to separate the two]
8:50pm
[After Taliban makes same scoop underneath move and gets the ball rejected out of bounds]
The Mole: [with a staredown] Get that weak shit outta here.
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