Okay, that's a bit much. Maybe it was more like this:
Not one to be content with a 1-5 night (translation: bitter loser), NVE immediately petitioned Andytollah to have Week 3 declared NULL AND VOID, on the basis of KBA Bylaws and Code of Conduct Section 501.3(b): "No KBA player shall participate in a sanctioned contest using sports equipment that has not been KBA-approved without prior explicit permission from the league commissioner."
The item in question, as sported by Ricky F the entire night:
Ricky F filed an immediately counter-protest, maintaining that the device was merely a "shoulder compression sleeve". After 48 hours of deliberation and intense media scrutiny, independent arbitrator MBG ruled today: "In a thorough review of game tape, we cannot dispute that there were notable irregularities in gameplay. In particular, Ricky F's abrupt marked improvement in shooting accuracy and dramatic decrease in wild turnovers are without precedence in KBA history. This change coincides with the use of this device, which is not KBA-approved equipment. The preponderance of evidence suggests that this so-called shoulder compression sleeve functions as a performance enhancer."
And with that, Week 3 is officially a RE-DO.
Sorry BSR, this never happened
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