Friday, January 13, 2012

We Salute You, Greg Ostertag

Ready for more? Me neither.

Ever touched something and then realized waaaay too late that it's
something gross? Enter: slow motion sequence where you think "hey,
what's that squishy feeling?", look down and realize that the object
sticking to your hand is actually {fill in the blank], then throw up a
little in your mouth while you look for something, ANYTHING to wipe
your hand. Then you wash your hand for the next 10 minutes, douse it
in alcohol, use sandpaper to file down the top two layers of skin, do
everything but light your freaking hand on fire..but you still feel
like your hand is dirty?

Get ready to feel that feeling over your whole body:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6M58CP_YrI

No, your eyes do not deceive you. In fact, if your eyes are not
burning, go ahead and watch it again...I know I did. After which, I
promptly vomited. Twice.

What in the name of Mark Madsen was THAT?! And shouldn't that mess on
his left leg be biopsied?

Think about this clip the next time you really, really, really need to throw up.

#1 to follow...

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