Un. De. Feated. ...even WITH Ricky F.
Simply put, this title represents the 6-0 night that BSR and Co. enjoyed at the expense of the unlucky teams that came across their path. The stellar team: BSR, The Mole, Dewey (pending formal nomenclature assignment), Andytollah, and Ricky F. Do not adjust your monitors. No need to spell check with the KBA Abridged International Name Dictionary. You read correctly: this was a team with Andytollah AND Ricky F.
The 20 Minute Point.
On this night, tipoff was at 7:08pm PST. By 7:18, the game was tied 6-6: game point both ways. What ensued was the longest game point in KBA history. 20 minutes of shooting and missing and shooting and missing. Each team probably missed 8-10 shots, including 3 for BSR, 4 for The Mole, 3 for Dewey and [insert favorite number] shots for Ricky F. Lost in the sea of misses is the winning shot: by Dewey. After that game, the closest the super team came to losing was a 5-4 deficit in Game 4 of the night. Defeat was averted by a snappy 3-0 run to extend the streak.
Blake Griffin Joins the KBA in Anticipation of the NBA Lockout.
No joke. Blake Griffin's doppelganger (albeit a foot shorter and less hops--no dunk) has joined us. I don't know who he is or how he got here. But, he is Blake Griffin. He has one move--STRONG TO THE HOLE! More in the coming weeks.
BREAKING NEWS: Andytollah Makes History Shooting a Higher Percentage than Ricky F.
Most might shake their heads at this stat because even if Andytollah goes 1-for-1, he is likely going to outdo Ricky F. However, on this night, he actually went 5-for-9, while Ricky F shot 5-for-20-something: essentially a blowout by Andytollah. Now, most are shaking their head at Ricky F's pathetic shooting, which leads us to...
Ricky F Says (for the 1000th time): "How Did I Miss That [insert any of his shots] Shot?"
In yet another display of his complete demise, Ricky F fumbled through another game of no defense and piss-poor offense. The frustration level was so high among his teammates that when Ricky F finally hit a jumper in game 3, all four other teammates cheered. Folks, this is really becoming a debate: choosing between Andytollah and Ricky F is ever so difficult. Props to Andytollah for "closing the gap." Of course, we all recognize that this headline would have never made it past the KBA editors, as it is not considered news.
The OD: Solved!
In complete embarrassment, BSR told the KBA blog that The OD's inexplicable scoring success has been solved by another KBA member. "The Mole had been studying The OD for the past 3 months and after collaborations with USAMRIID and the Harvard School of Statistics and Baketballogy," said BSR, "he let me in on the secret." So vital and accurate was this secret that pre-solution, The OD had two points on 2-for-4 shooting. Post-solution, The OD went 0-for-8. What, one might ask, was the culmination of this 3-months-long multi-center research? "Make him go left," said BSR. Make him go left.
And, with that, we close the chapter on another week at the KBA.
